Introduction to my Fanfiction
Please read this before you start clicking on the fanfic links. Thanks. ^_^
Blood, Love, and Rhetoric
An extremely bizarre Star Wars fic. It's still unfinished, but the chapters so far are archived on Fanfiction.net.
Prayer For The Dead
A serious side story for Blood, Love and Rhetoric. It explains some of Lord Nkik's motivations.
The Dune Sea
Another Star Wars fic. It's strange, and not too good. Luke befriends a Tusken Raider.
It's All Right if I'm With You
Based on the play Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. What becomes of them once they reach England?
Playground of the Four Gods
Bratty Seiryuu and Whiny Suzaku play out the events of Fushigi Yuugi. Unfinished, and archived on Fanfiction.net.
Does My Tounge Look Funny?
Les Miserables sillyness. Joly gets Ebola. Archived on Fanfiction.net.
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables
More Les Mis nonsense. Featuring Marius, Cosette, and Les Amis, modernized and cast as very shallow goths. Archived on Fanfiction.net.
Killing General Lamarque
Grantaire leads Enjolras very far astray. This fic is so apalling, I cannot believe it came from my brain. Archived on Fanfiction.net.
The Illustrated Guide to Goth Hunting
I didn't think anyone still looked at this, but my guestbook is full of hate mail for it, so here it is. From my site of five years ago, this guide outlines hunting, trapping, and uses for your captured Goth.
All Hail the USA!
A deliberate badfic. Much bizarreness, the Cruciatus curse, and Voldemort sex with a sitting president. I should be excecuted for treason... and you shouldn't read this fic.
